Welcome, all you dynamic conversationalists.
I present to you the two golden rules that,as Sheldon Cooper would say, convert your conversation into a conver-sensation! Moreover,this way,things are just cleaner,direct and accurate.OK,maybe not cleaner.
1.Replace anything before a but,including the but,with 'fuck you'.
Before: Your suggestions are brilliant and compelling but I'll marry Amy.
After: Fuck you I'll marry Amy.
2.Replace anything after because,excluding the because,with 'fuck you'.
Before:I'm going to marry Amy because she is beautiful,sophisticated,funny and we love each other.
After: I'm going to marry Amy because fuck you.
Make the world a better place to communicate in with these powerful tools.Also,have fun talking with jerks :D
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